For those of you living under a rock… There’s actually a presidential election tomorrow. Don’t worry, keep calm. This election doesn’t matter anyways. The reason why? Well there’s December 21st, 2012 standing in our way. For those of you that are as intelligent as that rock you’ve been living under, that is going to be the end of the world according to the Mayans. Yup… it’s all over. So just for fun, go out there and vote for whichever name you think is cool, whichever proposition sounds fun, whichever amendments looks sweet. It all doesn’t matter because the world is going to end in December.
Disclaimer: In all seriousness, if you’re going to vote tomorrow (which you should), actually educate yourself about the issues. Don’t be a complete retard and vote on emotions.